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Yesterday, I walked into my sisters house and found her husband home early from work, sitting infront of the telly with his jeans around his ankles, a load of kitchen roll on his lap, commercially available grot on the dvd player, his rapidly deflating cock in his hand and a very sheepish look on his face.
(dave likes cheese, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:04, 7 replies)

You must live in Norfolk...
...Where they still think the electric doorbell is witchcraft...
(apologies_for_length, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:38, closed)

Norfolk you say?
I hope you joined in.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:08, closed)

not norfolk, no
I went at my sisters request to drop some stuff off. There wasnt supposed to be anyone home.
We live in one of those rare places where nobody locks their doors and you can leave the cars keys in the ignition without fear, hence him not hearing me arrive till too late.
(dave likes cheese, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:49, closed)

You don't mean
the 1950's?
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 23:28, closed)

^ARF^
Very good
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:38, closed)

I think the correct thing to have done...
Would have been to leave him a cup of tea and quietly depart...

What?
( snee held his breath since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:15, closed)

This Christmas
You should have a whole array of new options for what to buy him though! ;-)
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:31, closed)