Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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dogI was once round at a mate's house, and his dog wouldn't leave me alone. Pestering me, trying to get me to stroke him. In the end I got sick of it and because my mates' kids were in the room, I couldn't really say "Fuck off dog", so instead I said:
"Stuff off hound"
I knew there was a pun in there somewhere.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:50,
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Yes but...Did you really need to find it?
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