Cat in a wheelie bin
One Dustbin Day many years ago, my younger kids came crying to me about a cat in a wheelie bin in the next street. The bin men were on way and things looked grim for Pussy.

So, being the original mad cat lady, I sent them to collect the cat and bring it home.

Minutes later, they returned with a scraggy black moggy, with gungey eyes and swollen feet.
My big son gave her a 'sensible' name - Jeffrey - and the vet soon sorted her various problems.

She's been here for 12 years and more now, and has made a super pet. Whatever bastards left her in a bin to die - well, I hope their tits rot off.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:19, 11 replies)

I hope
their faces rot off as well as their tits. Bastards.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:53, closed)

I hope their tits and their faces rot off
and they drown in a tub of Rose West's rancid faeces.

This is a bit like chinese whispers, someone add some more...
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:59, closed)

er..
I heard something about a cat with tits?
(blueberrypossum wants to Jaffa your Cake, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:01, closed)

I hope their tits and their faces rot off
and they drown in a tub of Rose West's rancid faeces.

with Dido playing a medley of her hits in the background
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:17, closed)

I hope their tits and their faces rot off
and they drown in a tub of Rose West's rancid faeces.

with Dido playing a medley of her hits in the background

while they're stuck on limited life support to make sure it lasts as long as possible
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:38, closed)

I hope their tits and their faces rot off
and they drown in a tub of Rose West's rancid faeces.

with Dido playing a medley of her hits in the background

while they're stuck on limited life support to make sure it lasts as long as possible

and, AND, I should get to push cat turds into their mouths and down their throats
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:33, closed)

Bastards....
But it sounds like "Jeffrey" is better off in the long run.

I like a tail (sic) with a happy ending.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:08, closed)

Jeffrey is an AWESOME name for a cat
May the bastards' children be born with buttons. You are Teh Roxxorz.
(fai is rocking khaz modan server as of, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:54, closed)

Hahahaha, well, yup, and Jeffrey is an AWESOME cat!
She is on 'mycathatesyou.com', making a snuff movie. The snap often turns up on funny cat photo sites.

She's sitting on my husband now, and has just yawned so hard that her ears met behind her head.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:43, closed)

Cats rock
Yup... Our cat was pretty much on his last legs when the rescue centre found him. He was seriously underweight and didn't even have enough fight in him to stop us from bathing him - he smelled pretty bad.

Three weeks on and he's trying to attract my attention by meowing at me and rubbing against my leg.

He's pawing the keyboard as I try and type this...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:36, closed)

Yup, they love pooters, teh kittehs.
I have cushions on my desk for Jeff to lie on, so she can sprawl over my laptop in comfort while leaving hairs and cat-flob on the screen.

You've done well with your cat, and he appreciates it. Awww.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:48, closed)