Stuff I've found
Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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Other things I've found regarding whirlpool baths.
a: Make sure you turn it off before you stand up to get out. Ours has jets at each end. In a hot bath, the average scotum tends to hang low. I found that when I got up before switching it off, the water level level dropped below the water-jets, consequently, I was hit front and back of my bollocks simultaneously. It hurt.
b: the novelty soon wears off. No-one bothers because it's too much hassle, no-one in our house cares for long-soaks. That coupled with the noise means it goes unused. Also, you can't use any bubble-bath products because the room fills with foam.
( , Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:14, 5 replies)
Other things I've found regarding whirlpool baths.
a: Make sure you turn it off before you stand up to get out. Ours has jets at each end. In a hot bath, the average scotum tends to hang low. I found that when I got up before switching it off, the water level level dropped below the water-jets, consequently, I was hit front and back of my bollocks simultaneously. It hurt.
b: the novelty soon wears off. No-one bothers because it's too much hassle, no-one in our house cares for long-soaks. That coupled with the noise means it goes unused. Also, you can't use any bubble-bath products because the room fills with foam.
( , Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:14, 5 replies)
On our wedding night in a posh hotel
Mr Balloons and I put bubble bath in the hot tub and watched the whole room fill with froth. Great fun! Couldn't get the plug out though and just had to leave it.
I shouldn't think the chamber maid enjoyed it as much as we did.
( , Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:38, closed)
Mr Balloons and I put bubble bath in the hot tub and watched the whole room fill with froth. Great fun! Couldn't get the plug out though and just had to leave it.
I shouldn't think the chamber maid enjoyed it as much as we did.
( , Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:38, closed)
oh yes
bindun by me too, on holiday when I was a nipper. My diminutive size back then may have skewed my memory, but the foam rose several feet over the top of bath.
I know it's your own bathroom, but still, isn't filling it up with foam a teensy bit tempting?
( , Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:07, closed)
bindun by me too, on holiday when I was a nipper. My diminutive size back then may have skewed my memory, but the foam rose several feet over the top of bath.
I know it's your own bathroom, but still, isn't filling it up with foam a teensy bit tempting?
( , Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:07, closed)
Dude
Hot tubs rule!
The novelty soon wears off? You could say that about anything fun.
Fast cars - require too much maintenance, are too loud, and use too much gas, also, you get speeding tickets.
Warm sunny days - likely to get sunburnt and/or melanoma, too many people out wandering about saying stupid things like "Isn't it a lovely day" or "Splendid weather we're having" and you're far more likely to get hit with an errant ball or frisbee.
Sex - too much exertion, and you end up all sticky and odd smelling afterward and wondering if something went awry and you've got a disease or made her pregnant.
Far better to sit in front of the computer and not do much else.
( , Wed 12 Nov 2008, 4:57, closed)
Hot tubs rule!
The novelty soon wears off? You could say that about anything fun.
Fast cars - require too much maintenance, are too loud, and use too much gas, also, you get speeding tickets.
Warm sunny days - likely to get sunburnt and/or melanoma, too many people out wandering about saying stupid things like "Isn't it a lovely day" or "Splendid weather we're having" and you're far more likely to get hit with an errant ball or frisbee.
Sex - too much exertion, and you end up all sticky and odd smelling afterward and wondering if something went awry and you've got a disease or made her pregnant.
Far better to sit in front of the computer and not do much else.
( , Wed 12 Nov 2008, 4:57, closed)
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