A lump on one of my nads.
That wasn't a fun experience.

Finding out that it was harmless was so much better
(Big D, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:19, 6 replies)

To be fair.....
your right, this happened to me once, i nearly bummed the doctor with joy when i found out it was really nothing
(Sir_Digby_Chicken_Caeser [email protected], Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:48, closed)

so much luckier than my brother's mate
he had a lump, but his was cancerous. so, at the age of 15, he had one of his nuts removed and earned the nickname womble.
didn't stop him fathering at least 4 kids, though. god knows how many he'd have had if he still had all of his equipment.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:42, closed)

Me too
when I was 13, a slight fall resulted in excruciating nadger pain for a day.

Embarrasment of telling my mum, worse embarrasment of my dad having to inspect the throbbing area himself, ultimate embarrasment of strange doctorand nurse combo prodding my tender clackers, all topped off by fainting when I discovered I needed an operation to remove a twisted "Extra testicle" (which apparently 50% of chaps have growing out one of their spuds, by the way, I'm not a mutant.)

Was a bit disappointed that dissolving stitches don't fizz in the bath, to be honest.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:24, closed)

I once
found a massive zit on my knackers. Being well edumacated in all sorts of nasty cancers I went to the doctor. The fucktard prescribed me anti-biotics, it was a fucking spot and it went 2 days after the appointment without taking the pills.
(Bam Bam McPenis will change all this when he is fuhrer., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:25, closed)

Cock zits
Everyone warns you about lumps on the nads, STDs, safe sex, etc, but NO-ONE EVER MENTIONS cock zits!

Probably because they're harmless and go away after a couple of days.

But what a couple of days!

When I was about 15 I developed a HUGE zit on my cock shaft, right on the vein. It terrified me, I was too scared to mention it to anyone, and after 2 days it burst, releasing a satisfying quantity of pus.

Hmm... wonder if there's a branch of porn which uses this... pus bukkake sluts anyone?

Dktr S
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:16, closed)

Arg!
That is, truly, truly, the very most appalling idea I have ever read on B3ta. Truly. No, Really.

Bloody well done.
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:34, closed)