sofa
I've just been on an expedition down the back of the sofa and found the following:

some stale peanuts
several stone of fluff
a biro
a ball of silver paper
7 pence
a sock
a crushed beer can from New Year
the DVD remote
the spare keys for the shed
something sticky. I think a boiled sweet.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:55, 7 replies)

All of these items
I can only presume, come with every couch as they are ALWAYS, WITHOUT FAIL, stuck within...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:05, closed)

^^^ this
is most likely what goes on round the back of SCS.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:08, closed)

I recently hoovered under the sofa cushions
There were enough bits of rice, peas and other food stuffs to make a Pot Rice, in fact, I think I've discovered the secret recipe.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:22, closed)

vacuum cleaner
Bombay mix looks like it came out of a vacuum cleaner bag
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:36, closed)

Sounds like a Ben Elton joke!

( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:03, closed)

probably so
nicked by the mate who said it to me once.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:07, closed)

Mmmm...
Couch treasure.

*salivates*
( snee held his breath since, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:41, closed)