I saw this
on the menu at the Fat Duck last week

Stuffed eye fondue £12.99
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:20, 8 replies)

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That has to be a lie surely!

Although I ate at St John recently and my friend had calves brain, and the other one had potted squirrel. I ordered pork chops and they called me a fussy eater.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:28, closed)

S'a pun
innit.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:35, closed)

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God I'm the stupidest person that ever lived.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:44, closed)

tee hee hee!
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:49, closed)

CO-INCIDENTALLY
a friend of mine emailed me earlier this week that he could still taste the "Snail Porridge" that he had at FAT DUCK.

I would have thought the £100 a glass (a fucking glass) of wine he was drinking should have took the taste away.

flash bastard.
(smells-like-victory-v's, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:35, closed)

@halfy
git!

didn't spot that one.
(smells-like-victory-v's, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:36, closed)

tee hee hee!
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:44, closed)

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I've been to the Fat Duck.
You have to be careful. At the beginning they bring you a glass of champagne and you think "oh nice one".
And then they charge you for it at the end.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:46, closed)