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This is a question Funerals II

It's been 7 years since we last asked for your funeral stories and what with Lady Voldemort's coming up, we thought we'd ask again.

The deeply upsetting, the sad and the ones that make you want to hug the world all have a place here on b3ta, tell us about them.


Thanks to Pig Bodine for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:20)
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I have literally no idea what this means.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:55, 1 reply)
My apologies Janet
Which bit did you misunderstand?
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 23:29, closed)
There is something missing
from it, I can't make head nor tail of it either.

Wanted him to have what?
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 8:08, closed)
Are the pair of you retarded or something?
The old bloke's kids locked him in his front room and went through all his and his wife's belongings, basically stealing it all as though he was dead too. It's not hard, learn to fucking read.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 8:11, closed)
Stop being so angry
you witless cretin.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 8:57, closed)
Only if you stop being so witless
you angry cretin.
(, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:31, closed)
Yes, but what is it that the wife wanted him to have?

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:26, closed)
An evening in the pub, obviously

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:35, closed)
I think that is the mantra of the greedy,
As in, that's what the kids could have been saying as an excuse to rob this old man of all his possessions.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:30, closed)
Ohhhh! I get it!
Right!

Yes. OK - grand.

Depressing story, written badly; the importance of grammar - a colon after greedy would have made it far more readable.

I give this QOTW answer 3/10.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:11, closed)
Thank you sir.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:27, closed)
Gout.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:28, closed)
I think it was meant to read
'the mantra of the greedy: "She always wanted me to have this!"' implying the children were going through old possessions, telling themselves their mother was going to bequeath the item to them anyway so it was fine to just take it.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:56, closed)
mnnnngghhh

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 17:30, closed)

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