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A mate (same one as the graphic design gag) used to go past a 'catholic repository' (a shop that sells tacky religious stuff) on his way to work.

Each morning he would drop in and buy a postcard of the pope. Eventually shop owner started to interrogate him as to why. Friend would smile a beatific smile, and say he liked them.

Eventually he was banned from the shop.
(jerrykew He who codes last, codes least, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:20, 8 replies)

If I ever own a shop,
I'm going to ban people who come in and buy my products.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:36, closed)

^ this

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:26, closed)

This is full of win.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:44, closed)

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( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 17:25, closed)

From this story and the previous one, I'm Internet Diagnosing autism of some kind

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 21:10, closed)

Well, that and the fact that he colours in for a living rather than being able to hold down a proper job where you have to interact with other people

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 21:11, closed)

what
was he doing with them?
(yeswehavenopasties, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 21:53, closed)

creativity....
I think he made a giant cross as a gift for a friend who liked tat
(jerrykew He who codes last, codes least, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 0:43, closed)