Move
to Poland, where you get paid 3X the national average wage, just for being English.

I shit you not.

I have no teaching qualifications, just a reasonable education and a moderately interesting CV. I can splel most of the tiem.

I teach for 25 hours a week. I can afford a flat in the capital, constant beer and a non-working girlfriend 25yrs younger than me. I am in the top 20% of Polish earners. I can even afford to play jazz without worrying about the fact that the money is piss-poor. I have done NOTHING to deserve this.

The only drawback - when you pop back to blighty, your zloty ain't worth sheeyit. Solution: don't pop back to blighty, invite friends & rellies to visit and spend their powerful pounds over here :@ )

Length? Ten months, so far...
( blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:19, 7 replies)

25 years younger?
I'm hoping you're over 43, but still, ew.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:22, closed)

Two problems with your suggestion
1) I don't speak Polish

2) I don't speak Polish
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:29, closed)

aye.
Why when referring to languages do we say "don't speak" instead of "can't speak". Don't Speak sounds more like a refusal to actually speak it, rather than ability. For instance, we would say "I dont eat fish" because we dont like it.

Anyway.. sorry.. carry on.
(Miggyman, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:36, closed)

"There's no such word as can't"
or so my primary school teachers used to say.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:11, closed)

Hmmm
I'm tempted to look into this. I could learn Polish - languages are my thing.
(lost, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:52, closed)

@ Colonel Dracula
He's obviously never attempted to insert a brick in his japs eye then..
(small-non-bearded-gentleman-of-indistinguishable-origin, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:52, closed)

Sexmonkey
My other half is 22 years older than me. So shove it up yer arse you big goat fucker.

Eww indeed.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:58, closed)