There are only TWO Guy Ritchie movies. Shut it.
Listen to this one: You open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggots Fan Club. You take out an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, you sell it with, I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", "the latest and greatest in sexual technology", "guaranteed results or your money back", all that bollocks. Now these dils cost twenty-five quid a pop - as a snip for the amount of pleasure they're gonna give the recipients. But they send their cheques to the other company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five quid. You take that twenty-five quid, you stick it in the bank until it clears. Now this is the smart bit - you send back the cheque for twenty-five pound from the other company name, "Arse Tickler's Faggots Fan Club", saying we're sorry, we couldn't get the supplies from America because they ran out of stock. Now you see how many people cash that cheque - not a single soul, because who wants their bank manager to know they tickle arse when they're not paying cheques?
(FurtiveBiscuit, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:35, 9 replies)

yawn!
very old.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:51, closed)

Dunno
I'd cash it. Who cares what my bank manager thinks? Should think most b3ta people would even see the funny side.
(lost, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:02, closed)

Also, with those auto-tellers you get in most banks,
you don't even need to hand it to a real person anymore.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:56, closed)

Does anyone
still use cheques???
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 21:26, closed)

Give me strength!
Old as the hills. I pity the B3ta peeps for having to read such badly written, recycled, fantasist bollocks and lies all the time.
(apologies_for_length, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 22:08, closed)

been watching
old movies again?
( Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 22:36, closed)

there are several problems with this scenario:
i) automatic tellers.

ii) I don't think a bank would let you open an account with that name.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 11:01, closed)

Erm...
Load of old bollocks?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:20, closed)

...
Note the subject line. I ain't passing this off as my own, I saw it on Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

Also, when did fantasist bollocks become taboo round here, apologies for length? As for badly written, take it up with Mr Madonna, as I said.
(FurtiveBiscuit, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:44, closed)