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Unable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?

Thanks to b3th for the suggestion

(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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A shameful admission
I have a stick in my shed (I have a shed!)

It has one purpose and can not be used for anything else.

It's my special paint-stirring stick.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:33, 11 replies)
^ this
...I believe it's a rite of passage or something.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:36, closed)
omg...
...I have one too - The handle of an old wooden spoon.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:44, closed)
oh fuck
I'm 17 - and I have one of those!

FUCK.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:46, closed)
Tee Hee
I don't even have a shed!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:55, closed)
Ha! I don't
I keep mine in the cupboard under the kitchen sink
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:04, closed)
Me Too
and the shed as well, I used to have two sheds, but one fell apart.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:22, closed)
Is your real name "Arthur"?
and are you a musician?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:56, closed)
Next to my paint stirring stick
clearing the cobwebs before I walk into them and clear them with my head, stick.

Plus my shed has kitchen cupboards in it. To keep it more organised.

I *am* my father...
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:33, closed)
I too have
a paint stirring stick - it is a sliver of skirting board.

I also have a metal poker and steel bucket with holes punched in the bottom for the exclusive use of burning old bills and things with my name on. Never thought I would see the day.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 18:59, closed)
To join
the old shed club, you also require a box of seed potatoes, half a bag of cement that's gone off, a torn yet comfy chair, a tin of creosote, and some p0rn that's so old it's conceivable that your mother may be in it.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:09, closed)
I must get me
one of these here stick things...
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:13, closed)

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