A shameful admission
I have a stick in my shed (I have a shed!)

It has one purpose and can not be used for anything else.

It's my special paint-stirring stick.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:33, 11 replies)

^ this
...I believe it's a rite of passage or something.
( reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:36, closed)

omg...
...I have one too - The handle of an old wooden spoon.
(tinpixel, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:44, closed)

oh fuck
I'm 17 - and I have one of those!

FUCK.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:46, closed)

Tee Hee
I don't even have a shed!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:55, closed)

Ha! I don't
I keep mine in the cupboard under the kitchen sink
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:04, closed)

Me Too
and the shed as well, I used to have two sheds, but one fell apart.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:22, closed)

Is your real name "Arthur"?
and are you a musician?
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:56, closed)

I too have
a paint stirring stick - it is a sliver of skirting board.

I also have a metal poker and steel bucket with holes punched in the bottom for the exclusive use of burning old bills and things with my name on. Never thought I would see the day.
(Prof. Moriarty put his foot in it on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 18:59, closed)

To join
the old shed club, you also require a box of seed potatoes, half a bag of cement that's gone off, a torn yet comfy chair, a tin of creosote, and some p0rn that's so old it's conceivable that your mother may be in it.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:09, closed)

I must get me
one of these here stick things...
( SpankyHanky, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:13, closed)