Dear Sir/Madam
Please continue to tell us, the internet, more stories of your failed
relationships with members of the red-headed community. I personally
feel that, only by telling us every last detail of your pathetic existence
we can protect future generations from being so terribly attention-starved
that they feel compelled to metaphorically tuck their cock-and-balls
back between their legs and cry out loud whilst pissing all over
themselves.

You are an inspiration to us all, and I look forward to reading about
you in the national press when you finally snap and shoot up your
local Lidl.

Yours faithfully

The Internet
(likeajackhammer, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:22, 3 replies)

Soooooooooo
You're a "ginger " then??????
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:58, closed)

well done for extra fail

(likeajackhammer, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:32, closed)

I'm starting to see a subtle pattern emerging here
1. Tell a funny story, be called a liar
2. Tell a cathartic story, be called a bore
3. Set a question inviting one or t'other, be held personally responsible for all answers falling in to the above categories.

Is there a moral? Probably not, but there is an ignore button to take care of the most insufferable idiots with no respect...

M6, glad you've finally managed to get that order, sounds like a horrible ten years. I hope your local magistrates (or whoever, luckily never needed to get one!) are ashamed it took them so long to grant it.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:24, closed)

YES!
this pattern emerges slowly like a magic-eye puzzle. You look at it until a message appears which tells you, politely, to MAN THE FUCK UP.

an ignore button?! So there is!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:33, closed)

So you're doing the whole Internet a service?
Well done you.

Tell me, have you ever heard a song called, "A boy named Sue"?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:42, closed)

I see what you've done there...
you've erroneously put a comma between "called" and the name of the song.
(likeajackhammer, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:51, closed)

I think that the last sentence....
the bit bit where I said "in my mind", is sort of give away. A bit like people that have a fear of dogs because they've been bitten before, or even those that have a fear of snakes, despite having never been bitten at all.
Never mind you've already proven well beyond reasonable doubt that you are somewhat of a fuckwit. You have no place here and probably not on this planet either, if you can't find the funny side of even the darkest situation.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:45, closed)

right then... so, if we're taking this all VERY SERIOUSLY...
because I took a dig at your post that qualifies me unworthy to be "on this planet"? Well done!

I do find things funny, except when they aren't funny... see how it works?!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:03, closed)

When I was five,
I used to hit people and run away, and if/when they caught me I'd protest, "I was only joking you muppet! God, haven't you got a sense of humour?!".

I often wondered why I had no friends.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:01, closed)