If there was such a thing as God
The news headlines this morning would have read:

"Mandelson bummed to death by runaway flock of emus"

Instead, they're full of news about dead - or nearly dead - celebrities and the perilous state of the economy.

C'mon almighty... Make it happen.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:11, 3 replies)

Well, you know what they say....
God helps those who help themselves... (I'll sort out the emus, you find a way to get Mandleson)
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:41, closed)

*Clicks like a posessed parkinson's sufferer*

"Mandelson bummed to death by runaway flock of emus".

I'm chortling like a middle-aged stoner at this! Trips off the tongue as purest poetry.

"But soft, what light at yonder window breaks. 'Tis Mandelson being bummed to death by a runaway flock of emus".



*Wanders off giggling*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 17:58, closed)

I think we've got a new religion in here somewhere...
How's about the name:

The Church of the Emu messiah and the latter day bummings.

With beliefs about Emu bummings delt out to members of the cabinet, we'll have no trouble gaining followers. I would suggest death by emu bumming for the Pope and Ayatollah Ali Khamenei too.
(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:54, closed)