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Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!

Question suggested by Supersonic Electronic

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
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"Intelligent Design"
"The Banana is PROOF that we were designed by a greater being, for it fits the hand PERFECTLY"

Yes... It fits the pussy perfectly too.... Is that part of the plan? Tosspot.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:59, 5 replies)
(something about pineapples)

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:02, closed)
and i assume
courgettes are proof that the greater being may well be ron jeremy
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:06, closed)
Well,
God DID make Ron Jeremy in his own image.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:17, closed)
Well
He also made John Merrick...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:21, closed)
So does...
..the willy. I mean, forget about all that stuff about God killing a kitten every time you wank. It's just catholic propaganda. If God doesn't want you to wank, then WHY has he given you an opposable thumb? Hmmm?
(, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:43, closed)

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