God? Mmm nah!
Yaay thanks B3ta, I have something I can post this week!

The instant I saw the topic of this weeks QOTW I remembered the time I met the crazy religious nut from Europe.

I was out with my mates at the time when we met her, she was out walking her dogs and you could tell that she wasn’t from the area due to the fact that she was talked with a real hoarse voice and was wearing clothing that made her look like a member of the russian entry into a gymnastic event.

Despite these flaws ,and the fact that my mates didn’t really take to her from the start, I decided to talk to her anf find a bit more about her (And hopefully add another country to my shag list).

I quickly realized that this was to be a none starter as the first thing she did was ask me about God…or more specifically if I was a god. Naturally I said no, she kicked off a mate of hers (A real fat bastard) turned up to try and kill me and my mates.

Still I learnt two things from this incident:
1) The next time someone asks me if I am a God then I say “Yes”
2) Busting makes me feel good
(mon bison powered by magnets, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:03, 3 replies)

3. Choose
4. Perish
( IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:14, closed)

We cross the streams
I thought crossing the streams was bad.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 17:04, closed)

I'm ashamed
that I didn't get that for a few seconds even after reading the last line!
(keyboardman, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:41, closed)