Jesus Paul
A bit of a pea-roast from "Office Nutters", so here are the edited highlights.

Jesus Paul was once merely Paul, the office hell-raiser, drunkard and womaniser.

All of a sudden - the result of trying to get into the knickers of a girl who he found was a regular at a happy-clappy church - he found God. In a big way.

Jesus Paul was one of these 'all-or-nothing' people, and he threw himself completely and utterly into his faith.

From leaflets on the desk, he soon moved to sending religious tracts in letters to claimants. This was the Dole Office, and, frankly, they didn't like it one bit. I'm a deity-curious atheist, and found it all hugely funny. The unemployed of Reading, it turned out, did not.

After the first few dozen complaints, they showed the kind of blazing incompetence for which the civil service is rightly renowned, and stuck him on the reception desk, answering phones and meeting real, live actual people.

Typical conversation:

"Where's me fookin' dole money?"

"Have you got Jesus in your life?"

"No, an' where's me fookin' ..." *THUMP*

After the first few smitings, our fighter for Jebus was shown the door.

The army had him.


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( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:41, 2 replies)

Superb.
I can just imagine that going down well with the jobless of that great metropolis.

Heading off to read the long version.
*click*
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:47, closed)

ha ha
ha.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:10, closed)