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Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!

Question suggested by Supersonic Electronic

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
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Hell by Little-girl's-blouse aged 7 3/4.
Hell is very hot and all the naughty people go there after they die. When you arrive you have red hot pokers up your bum because that must really hurt. The only people who don't get red hot pokers up their bum are the people who like getting red hot pokers up their bum. My mum says there's some weird people in the world and my brother who's 10 showed me a picture on the computer of a man with no clothes on. He was bending over and showing his bum hole and it was really big and red like he had had a red hot poker up it. My brother said it was something to do with goats but I don't see how.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 18:22, 2 replies)
Pfft
Like goatse was around 13-odd years ago.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 19:57, closed)
Hahahahahahahhaahhahahaha!
Sorry I'm supposed to do lol.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:06, closed)

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