What did God give us Neil?
God gave us life, Nigel.

Sure did!

One, two, three, four, John the Baptist knows the score...

God gave us life
God gave us life
God gave us life
God gave us life

So that we could all play
With our mates
In the street, with the ball
That we bought, from the shop
Just last week.

God gave us life
God gave us life
God gave us life
God gave us life

So that we
Could take sweets, from strange men
In big cars
And get driven to the woods
To stroke
Non-existant puppies.

But he also gave us Little and Large
And he also gave us Una Stubbs
And he also gave us Matthew Kelly
And he also gave us Lionel Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiir!

God gave us life
(Hallelujah)
God gave us life
(Hallelujah)
God gave us life
(Hallelujah)
God gave us life
(Hallelujah)


God gave us life
(Pontius Pilot)
God gave us life
(Gordon Jackson)
God gave us life
(Bobby Charlton)
God gave us life
HAVE A BANANA!!!!!!

Apologies if some of the lyrics are a bit wrong...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 19:49, 5 replies)

Half Man Half Biscuit
FTFW
(username1, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:14, closed)

Indeed.
I must replace my vinyl. Haven't listened to them for years!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:26, closed)

Bloody hell
That takes me back a bit. Back in the DHSS, wasn't it? Heh!

*sings*

"99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd."
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:49, closed)

Fucking
hell, it's Fred Titmuss
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:36, closed)

It was indeed
Classic album, and very funny.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:11, closed)