Pityfully poor but, the time when...
...some Jehovahs Witness' children transferred to our school.
Cue the joke that I've only ever been able to use once....

Knock Knock?

Who's there?

Your mum and dad.
( fr13day has everything required to be a Penguin, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 22:58, 4 replies)

Hahahahahahahaha
*remembers*
( Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 23:02, closed)

Hahahaha
Haven't laughed quite so much in while.

*also remembers*
(boshalake attempted to be sober on, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 0:56, closed)

yes!
never heard, very excellent
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 1:29, closed)

ha.
We actually used that one at our primary school.
(planetmatt, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 11:06, closed)