Do you get the looks of
"my god, you've shat in my gruel" when you tell people you aren't having kids?

it's not too bad at the moment, but as time goes on I know it's going to get worse...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:16, 2 replies)

If I have kids.
(by some weird chain of circumstances, I don't want to)
I'll teach 'em to eat coal. Out of pure spite.
( Cawl, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:19, closed)

superb
good for the digestion I hear
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:21, closed)

Well,
Those eco-tossers can fuck off, it's their human rights to eat coal.
I wonder if I'll be able to make 'em semi-mechanical. So they'd HAVE to run on crude oil.
( Cawl, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:23, closed)

I WANT babies
I just haven't found anyone I want to have them with. My standards, like my knickers, get lower and lower.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:31, closed)

I'll knock you up, for a small fee
but don't expect me to support, or visit the bloody thing.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:41, closed)

cool,
so how much will you pay me?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:24, closed)

At the risk of sounding like a smug breeder
which I am a million, million miles away from being - my experiences have almost all been fucking awful so far - if and when you do have babies the 'I'll be dead so who cares about the future' stance will be gone in a trice, I promise you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:25, closed)

ha!
Do not underestimate my selfishness!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:00, closed)