I WANT babies
I just haven't found anyone I want to have them with. My standards, like my knickers, get lower and lower.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:31, 2 replies)

I'll knock you up, for a small fee
but don't expect me to support, or visit the bloody thing.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:41, closed)

cool,
so how much will you pay me?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:24, closed)

At the risk of sounding like a smug breeder
which I am a million, million miles away from being - my experiences have almost all been fucking awful so far - if and when you do have babies the 'I'll be dead so who cares about the future' stance will be gone in a trice, I promise you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:25, closed)

ha!
Do not underestimate my selfishness!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:00, closed)