Another God joke! Hooray!
Hi, I don't really have any stories about God, but I have the gift of bad humour. I wish I'd been a member during the puns QOTW. In fact, that was why I registered. Anyway...

A man was hired to paint a house. After the first two sides were finished, he realized he was running out of paint. So he got the paint thinner and added some to water it down. However, the third side looked grey and terrible and there wasn't enough paint left for the fourth wall. So he added even more thinner and kept on going. Finally he was done, but the house looked awful, one side was grey and the other side was blotchy and even greyer. Being a religious man, he raised his arms to the heavens and cried out "Oh God, what shall I do?"
Lightning flashed and a tremendous voice boomed "REPAINT AND THIN NO MORE!"
(mariam67, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 20:22, 4 replies)

get

get your coat missus,

but say amen and take a click also..
(The Cats Twat, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 21:05, closed)

Join the sinners of the pun
And have my approval also.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 2:17, closed)

ooof!
I'm tempted to click. But what's stopping me is that you joined because of the pun QotW.

So I don't know whether to click "I Like This" or "Ignore".
*puzzles*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 15:26, closed)

Thank you!
My philosophy professor believes that the pun is the highest form of literary art. I get a lot of material from him. Also, my brother is a pun savant. Just be thankful he hasn't joined up here.
(mariam67, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 4:47, closed)