He's in the little things
This morning I saw a man with the best combover in Christendom.

It started right on the back of his head, about two inches above his hairline, and ended in a spectacular swirly quiffy point just above his eyebrows.

It was coiffed and styled to within an inch of its life. Imagine if Nicky Clarke had had too much coffee and then been let loose on Russell Brand.

Not only was it almost art, it nearly fooled me into thinking "My, what a splendid head of hair that man has! What a virile specimen!"

Then the wind blew.

God definitely exists.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 17:02, 5 replies)

Combovers
heh

Men who worry about baldness are funny, not least because many women associate baldness with virility so the combover brigade're wasting their time!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 19:32, closed)

Of course
Some would say that his requirement of a combover would be evidence of his virility.

*strokes own developing widow's peak*

*edit* Doh; Juan, you beat me too it!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 19:33, closed)

Have a click
I wish I could have witnessed the majesty unfolding.
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 22:21, closed)

@JQ & BK
I've a full head of hair and no sign of baldness.












Fucksocks.
*flounces*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 23:09, closed)

hah
i too have witnessed the majesty of seeing a comb-over blown back by the wind, its a truly spectacular sight.
it was made even better as the man in question was purchasing an ice cream from an ice cream van at the time, and as the wind kept messing with his 'do, he resorted to sticking his head right into the little serving window to keep it out of the wind. genius.
(unciebana It's good, but it's not right., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:01, closed)