The true face of God
Very drunk...alone with the dog...watching TV. I turn around to see the face of God in the microwave. It took me at least half an hour to work up the courage to go take a closer look.
I take the dog...it'll be ok.
I get closer...

It's unfuckingmistakable. The beard, the hair, the look in his eyes that says, "Yes child you've sinned, come closer and be forgiven without penance".

My hand quivers as I reach for the door. I open it...

...it's a bucket of KFC.

Best fucking laugh is, I'm the cunt that put it there.

yer yer reposting whore

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:12, 2 replies)

Beautiful!
That had me laughing out loud. Still laughing, in fact. Brilliant.
(I grew it myself, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:22, closed)

This has to win

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:54, closed)