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Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!

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(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
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As a member of the Holy Church of The True Word and the Burning Cross
I believe that all non-church members can only have their souls saved by being doused in petrol and set light to.

Thus people shouldn't start screaming when I'm trying to light them on fire as I hate doing it too, and find it very embarrassing, but I do genuinely believe I am doing you a favour. I'm trying to save your soul - I mean, that's awfully nice of me.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:16, 1 reply)
touche
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(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 17:52, closed)

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