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Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!

Question suggested by Supersonic Electronic

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
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Because you'd have handed in
a photo of yourself naked, holding a melon with the words 'Yours for a fiver' scrawled across it in excrement?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:11, 1 reply)
I don't do scat.
I would have used a marker pen.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:12, closed)

a marker pen menstrual blood.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:15, closed)
Maybe.
I'm mid-cycle now though and horny as hell. The idea of being naked with a melon is almost too much to bear. I wonder if the greengrocer's is still open?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:17, closed)
*disguises himself as a melon*
*cantelupes*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:19, closed)
mmmm
*honeydews*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:20, closed)
*warms up in the microwave*
Oh no! My CHCB has exploded all over my kitchen, and her bits are everywhere!

*licks*
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:24, closed)
from
a menstrous napkin.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:34, closed)

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