Advice I give blokes at work.
Use the alcohol gel AFTER you have exited the gents. For many men do not wash their hands and leave their penis germs on the door handles on the way out. And they're turny taps in there anyway, so the cock germs you washed off, you put back on your hands anyway AND other peoples cock germs!

Would you put another mans penis in your mouth? WOULD YOU?!* BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE DOING!

Maybe it's because I'm a chronic finger nail chewer that I have to worry about these things.


* One said yes.
(Big Smurf Brush me daddy-O, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:43, 8 replies)

I always think
that I should be washing my hands befor I go to the toilet.

My cock is alot cleaner than my hands. I touch all sorts of sufances with my hands picking up all sorts of germs and the like! I do not however go around slapping my cock on to every thing I see.

So the way I see it. When i go do a piss, I am spreading the germs to my knob.
(chemicals1234, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:56, closed)

We had a safety talk
when I was a research student.

One of the comments was "Gents. You walk out of the lab, go to the toilet and then wash your hands after you finish. Just think for a minute.... what exactly is it you are trying to protect here?"

Words I have always thanked for not having a hole burned in my cock.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 24 May 2010, 17:03, closed)

Sounds like an EU Directive
Urine is an antiseptic......

Clean your arse and wash wash wash your hands morelike
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:01, closed)

Urine
is sterile, not antiseptic. Big difference.....
(Rsoles, Fri 21 May 2010, 18:08, closed)

Advice for chemists
Wash your hands before you go for a piss, because going to the doctors with a burn on your hand will get you sympathy, wheras a burn on your knob will get you ridicule.

Also when it comes to alcohol gel, the same advice applies
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:25, closed)

3 doors between the bathroom sink and my desk
I always use a hand towel to grasp the door handle and then use the gel ...... It's a fucking good job OCD is easy to spell.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 20 May 2010, 22:01, closed)

im not alone!
I do this too - paper towels to open the doors, or if they're not available i curl my fingers up and use the my first knuckles to pull open the door as I wont be touching my food with this part of my hand
(asianinternetcafe, Thu 20 May 2010, 22:27, closed)

yes
yes i would put it into my mouth.
(imallamallama looking forward to llamageddon on, Thu 20 May 2010, 22:36, closed)