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My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.

(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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Good advice for a combat zone......

Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.

Remember that incoming fire has the right of way.

If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike.

Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:43, 7 replies)
Also
there is not such thing as an atheist in a fox-hole
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:59, closed)

As an atheist, I find this saying deeply offensive completely untrue.

Edited for hyperbole. Sorry Monty.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:10, closed)
You learnt this playing COD didn't you?

(, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:42, closed)
na.... Command and Conquer red alert.
:)
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:21, closed)
Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.
I wouldn't have thought it appropriate to be drawing anything in the middle of a fire fight. Surely wait till the battle is over before commencing any illustrations?
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:51, closed)
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Friendly fire isn't.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 17:22, closed)
Tracer
works both ways.
A sucking chest wound is natures way of telling to slow down.
1st rule of combat- be very very flexible.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 13:12, closed)

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