In the presence of unbelievably good looking women (and their inevitable rejection of your advances), remember:
"Disneyland might look good, but the rides are shit."

See also:

"Throw enough shit at a wall and some of it will stick."
(theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:12, 8 replies)

So ... what? Ugly girls are better in the sack? I find that difficult to believe, though can't say I've had any experience of them.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:21, closed)

Isn't it true that fat girls try harder?
Ugly girls may be similar..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:11, closed)

Again - I wouldn't know.
I only ever have sex with supermodels.

In my Honda Accord.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:15, closed)

i've had a fairly broad spectrum
and i'm slightly inclined to agree, they most definitely try harder but sometimes it's still not enough!
(Kip, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:30, closed)

Maybe your standards are too high
You might find it difficult to find someone who will suck you dry to the point of dehydration
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:40, closed)

I dunno
but there has been a couple that I've literally had to close my eyes on and think of someone else. In my defence I was pissed on both occasions. But high standards? Possibly, but I've never had too long a dry spell so until I do I'll just carry on.
(Kip, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:51, closed)

there is trying, and then there is succeeding

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:45, closed)

Do
Or do not
(McChinaman banned, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:08, closed)