Another from Geoff Thompson
Just remembered this one. Its about what to do if you're cornered and can't get out of a fight, or a mugging or some such thing:

'It's better to be tried by twelve than carried by six'

If you really think that the situation is unavoidable, that you really can't run away, be the first one to get the bollock crunching kick in and inflict as much damage as you can.
(robbersdog, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:35, 9 replies)

This is why I always carry a knife.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:39, closed)

Me too
but I tend not to get mugged when at the table eating steak
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:55, closed)

I always carry a crowbar

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:00, closed)

I always carry a jury

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 26 May 2010, 3:41, closed)

which is,
incidentally, a very good song

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXBckFyiMyU
(Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:32, closed)

You're not
wrong, good stuff.
(robbersdog, Tue 25 May 2010, 23:07, closed)

Well..
..I couldn't agree more. Get in there first.
(superdanpl, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:47, closed)

'It's better to be tried by twelve than carried by six'
Just watch your back around the likes of two and eleven-twelve.
(Cloudane, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:00, closed)

Injure
the man...repeat until satisfied!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:09, closed)