My dad's advice
If she smokes, she pokes
Steaks are like girls, only eat if it's pink in the middle, not brown.
Get the fuck out of my house before I kill you.
Everybody needs a sword(about a birthday gift for my 1 year old).
Kill her(when the wife and I were fighting).
If green meat is bad for you, so are green veggies.
And my favorite: Don't bother listening to what comes out of a girl's mouth if she doesn't want you coming in it.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:21, 4 replies)

Your dad deserves a medal
Just for "Kill her."

And yes, everybody DOES need a sword!
( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Tue 25 May 2010, 20:22, closed)

i've followed
Most of this advice.

So far...
/sharpens sword
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Tue 25 May 2010, 22:40, closed)

Don't fucking touch swords!
Swords will fucking cut you wide open!
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Wed 26 May 2010, 3:24, closed)

Pokes?
Like some Facebook addict? Or is this yet another b3tan euphemism for playing hide the sausage I have not yet come across? (no pun intended)
( DeadEyeDick, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:55, closed)