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This is a question Will you go out with me?

"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"

Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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Extreme 20 questions
I knew him to speak to online on the rally forums but it wasn't til I ended up driving in a convoy with him that we got talking in person. A few thousand miles of semi-decent tarmac and we were old friends. Well, I was old. He was 9 years younger.

"Want to play Extreme 20 Questions?" I asked.

"What's that?" he replied, and so I explained that it worked the same way as normal 20 questions but with forfeits. The person asking could suggest a prize, e.g. "if you guess correctly you may feel my knee", or the guesser could state the goal, e.g. "if I guess this correctly, I will feel your knee".

It worked. It worked so well he got to feel a helluva lot more than my knee and we crashed twice. I even broke his selector rod as a result.

Extreme 20 Questions. Better than Strip Chess by Waddingtons, and more diverse than Naked I-Spy where it's usually just "something beginning with C".
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 9:40, 9 replies)
*makes notes*
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 9:56, closed)
errrr
collarbone?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 9:57, closed)
coccyx?
Sounds dirty but it's not, how disappointing?
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:01, closed)
Cuticles...
must be.
(I helped save b3ta! Moey, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:02, closed)
Brilliant
Something tells me that you're in your element this week CHCB, plusb you get bonus clickage for "selector rod".
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:14, closed)
*clicks*
Also for 'selector rod' and Naked I Spy.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:17, closed)
*clicks*
*hopes broken selector rod didn't dent performance too much*
(daizi last tried to escape on, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:25, closed)
Colostomy bag?
oh...that's just me then...

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 11:08, closed)
Ah, the automotive euphemisms can run and run.
*stops self from typing a peurile sentence containing the words "bell-housing", "transmission tunnel", "big end" and "mounting"*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 29 Aug 2008, 11:32, closed)

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