Extreme 20 questions
I knew him to speak to online on the rally forums but it wasn't til I ended up driving in a convoy with him that we got talking in person. A few thousand miles of semi-decent tarmac and we were old friends. Well, I was old. He was 9 years younger.

"Want to play Extreme 20 Questions?" I asked.

"What's that?" he replied, and so I explained that it worked the same way as normal 20 questions but with forfeits. The person asking could suggest a prize, e.g. "if you guess correctly you may feel my knee", or the guesser could state the goal, e.g. "if I guess this correctly, I will feel your knee".

It worked. It worked so well he got to feel a helluva lot more than my knee and we crashed twice. I even broke his selector rod as a result.

Extreme 20 Questions. Better than Strip Chess by Waddingtons, and more diverse than Naked I-Spy where it's usually just "something beginning with C".
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 9:40, 9 replies)

*makes notes*
Brilliant!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 9:56, closed)

errrr
collarbone?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 9:57, closed)

coccyx?
Sounds dirty but it's not, how disappointing?
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:01, closed)

Cuticles...
must be.
( Moey, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:02, closed)

Brilliant
Something tells me that you're in your element this week CHCB, plusb you get bonus clickage for "selector rod".
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:14, closed)

*clicks*
Also for 'selector rod' and Naked I Spy.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:17, closed)

*clicks*
*hopes broken selector rod didn't dent performance too much*
(daizi last tried to escape on, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:25, closed)

Colostomy bag?
oh...that's just me then...

/coat
( snee held his breath since, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 11:08, closed)

Ah, the automotive euphemisms can run and run.
*stops self from typing a peurile sentence containing the words "bell-housing", "transmission tunnel", "big end" and "mounting"*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 29 Aug 2008, 11:32, closed)