Let's
Not turn this rape into a murder.

I'd have loved to have used that chat-up line back in my hedonistic days.

Or

"Get your coat - I've got a knife..."

Sadly I didn't hear of those two lines until Sickepedia got going and, by then, I was inextricably bound to Mrs Legless.

Cheers

What?


( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:28, 6 replies)

now now
legless, we all know its not rape if they push back
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 10:54, closed)

Awesome
click
(BarryChuckle, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 11:02, closed)

I've always been a fan of
"Does this smell like chloroform?"
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 11:16, closed)

Rape.
Or surprise sex.
?
(ice9, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 12:27, closed)

Its not rape...
If you shout surprise
(minsh, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 12:32, closed)

"Get your coat - I've got a knife..."
Oh how I wish I had the bollocks to try a line like this!
The trouble is, in this day and age it almost certainly wouldn't get a flirty giggle, but a full on mace-in-the-face reaction.
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:19, closed)