keith
my ex is legendary amongst my family, due to wearing the same leather jacket every day, no matter what the weather or occasion. he was hardly a catch, but he could put the duracell bunny to shame.

how did i bag this manly prize? easy! i just walked up to him, pointed at his face and asked "is anyone sitting there?"*
after he'd finished laughing, he bought me a drink, and that was that!
several months of almost constant sex followed, making me a very happy bunny indeed.


*this has worked more times than i can count ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 13:25, 6 replies)

Sounds great

...I don't think it would work the other way round though :-(
( Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 13:34, closed)

you'd be surprised
i've got a mate who's tried the same line on girls, it works for him about 1 time in 5. bonus for him, as he knows that if it does work, she's likely to be a bit of a goer.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 14:00, closed)

With great effort and whirring of brain cogs
I'm trying to think of similar lines I could use on ladies. Can't think of any at the moment.
( Captain V, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 14:37, closed)

Presumably
pointing at their crotch and saying "Got any cock at the moment?"
( Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 14:47, closed)

fricking awesome
I wonder if this would work in the tea room with the hot guy at work.
(Binary Solo loves a bit of algebra, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 15:17, closed)

binary
probably! you'll get a nice ice-breaking laugh out of it, at least!
that is, as long as he has at least a shred of a sense of humour.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 17:06, closed)