I don't have a current flame
So let me instead give appropriate titles to the ones who almost were.
The drummer
The fake photos
The fake ID
The hot but not looking for a relationship (x12)
The stalker
The German
The scary odd guy from across the road
The guy who wanks to Hyacinth Bouquet/Bucket (ok, this was a neighbour, but disturbing all the same)
The one with a penchant for hookers
The celebrity lookalike

This is mostly due to internet dating which I've been doing on and off for the last two years. Several of them I still speak to and can hold decent conversations with, the rest are wrapped in brown paper in my cellar*

Edit: Just read all of this weeks's QOTW on my phone and it looks like I'm not the only one who hasn't ever been asked out so happies for that :)


*may not be entirely true
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 19:41, 6 replies)

happy b3ta day!
thats an impressive collection, and you didnt even add broken leg man!
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 20:11, closed)

It is pronounced 'bouquet'
but spelt 'bucket'
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 29 Aug 2008, 20:30, closed)

Ahh but broken legs man
was from nine years ago, these are only from two years as I was in long term relationships for seven years and fancied kissing some inappropriate boys for a while :)

Duly noted Idonthaveafunnynickname and amended accordingly!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 20:35, closed)

who was the celeb looky like
suppose to be
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 21:42, closed)

Can't say as we're still friends
and he might be reading this. He's a very very good impersonator though :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 22:16, closed)

Is it Michael Barrymore?
Just a guess....
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 7:30, closed)