Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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simpleMy wife has a longer, more romantic version. But for me the clincher was when she thrust her hand down my pants, grabbed my schlong and dragged me into the bedroom by it, telling me to pork her immediately and not to worry about a condom because she was on the pill.
Who wouldn't marry a girl like that? We've been together for 8 years and this year on holiday in Greece she sucked me dry as we sat at the back of a busy bus.
Yep, she's a keeper.
(, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 20:08, 4 replies)
Does shehave a sister?
(, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 20:15, closed)
wifes still give head!I heard a myth that as soon as a wedding band is on the finger there mouth gets too small to fit a cock!
(J/K) sounds like you lucked out!
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 4:51, closed)
awesomethat is all
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:11, closed)
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