Best Graffiti EverMy favourite was a public loo in Oxford where someone had written a huge poem all down the cubicle door. Best bit? Someone else had added detailed literary criticism. Only in Oxford. Have you seen better? Worse? Do tell.
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rob, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:16)
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Rubbing Mary's Minge....When I started at my current job a few years ago in a "Charlie Chalks Brewers Fayre Pub. There were some toilets that were constantly overflowing when flushed. So we decided to put an "Out Of Order" sign on the toilets. This done we left red marker pen and paper in the toilet.
Some little children (who I knew and congratulated after the event)ignored said out of order sign and found said red pen. They then set about completely destroying the play area with naughty pictures.
On the slide there was a great big, red phallus going the length of the slide. Mary the Hover fairy had miraculously grown a minge through her pink pants complete with jam rag and pubes. Charlie Chalk had a mahoosive red cock. And several other characters were smoking cannabis cigarettes.
Robbie my then manager was tasked to cleaning the play zone. To which after half an hour he came out, frustrated complaining "I've been rubbing Mary's minge for half an hour and I can't get the fucking thing off." To which I wittily replied "I feel sorry for your missus then"
They also draw a spurting cock on the toilet door.
Length? The slide was 12 foot long. As was the cock adorning it.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:57, Reply)
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