Having fornicated with both men and women I have probably still slept with less people than most on here.

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:32, 2 replies)

Yeah right. 98% of the regulars on qotw are and always will be sweaty little virgins.
(pssst: it's "fewer people")
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:34, closed)

My grammar is appalling.
It's my little quirk.

And why are all virgins sweaty?
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:37, closed)

Not all of them
Just their palms.
( SteamedCleaner, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:41, closed)

Frustration.
And the fact that they live on a diet of fizzy pop and fried chicken while pretending to be a muscle-bound warrior in a multiplayer world full of busty dwarfs (who are also sweaty virgins who live on a diet of fizzy pop and fried chicken while pretending to be etc etc etc etc oh god somebody roll a double six)
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:45, closed)

Pfft. It's 'Dwarves'. Busty 'Dwarves'. Possibly.

( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:59, closed)

Hahahahaha
Prick.
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:39, closed)

i find that hard to believe
based on some of the stories i've read.
stories about other people, of course, not you.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:48, closed)

I'm a good girl with an open mind.

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:51, closed)

well
i've got an open mind...
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:01, closed)

I've got a bod for business and a brain for pleasure ; )

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:12, closed)

i've got a hangover

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:16, closed)

Hahahahahaha
Worst flirting ever.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:18, closed)

ssshhh
I'm almost there
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:21, closed)

It's a twist on a famous line from a film.
And fuck off, I'm ace at flirting.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:22, closed)

Ah right.
Also "Fuck off, I'm ace at flirting" is ace.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:36, closed)

Just wait till I ask to arm wrestle you.
Then you should be worried.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 18:42, closed)

ahem
school arm-wrestling champion 2 years running.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 19:16, closed)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 19:37, closed)