It is scientifically proven to be impossible to open a packet of Jammy Dodgers
and not finish them.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:31, 16 replies)

I like them with a nice cuppa
open the pack, dunk them in a nice cup of tea and enjoy

the whole pack is normally gone by the time I've finished draining my mug of the last bits of tea sludge
(Anne Frank started to build a loft conversion on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:33, closed)

Ditto: jaffa cakes

( snee held his breath since, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:03, closed)

Ditto: ANY biscuits (except rich tea and plain digestives)

(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:34, closed)

No.
Coconut ones is horrid.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:48, closed)

Happy faces shirley?

(Studentken is looking for motivation on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:03, closed)

NO.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:35, closed)

I don't like Jammy Dodgers
there, I said it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:19, closed)

GET OUT.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:19, closed)

Dodgers are fine
But you can shove a Wagon Wheel straight up your gonga - disgusting, faux, insideous filth.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:27, closed)

Yes I agree, though I couldn't shove one up my gonga or anywhere else for that matter.
Not unless the money's up front, anyway.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:35, closed)

Ok
Ten squids with an extra fiver if you can squeeze a rich tea up there as well.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:17, closed)

I'll need at least a monkey and four long 'uns for that, love.
And you'll be paying the cleaning bill as well.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:45, closed)

A tough bargain
Ok, final offer is a 20 Dickens and Grant, a four pack of Carling Premier and a pizza from Lidl.

I might chuck in a bag of Space Raiders for good will.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:03, closed)

Splendid - now - bend over.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:19, closed)

The last ten minutes.
We have a packet of Jammy Dodgers downstairs. I read your post, think 'Hmm... I could go for some Jammy Dodgers,' and help myself to a couple. I come back upstairs, having eaten said biscuity goodness on the way, and your post is still on the screen. I think 'Hmm... now they've been mentioned, I could go for some Jammy Dodgers again.' I head back downstairs. This happens three times.

We had a packet of Jammy Dodgers downstairs. Arse.
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:05, closed)

Try them with...
pickled onion Monster Munch. Sounds rank; is actually fantastic.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:53, closed)