Worse thing I've done for money? I should be doing it right now
Right now I should be working on a website designed to tell parents the birthsign, moonsign and name numerology of their baby. Bloody hell what a load of new age bollocks!

But they're not paying me to tell them that it's all a huge steaming pile of rancid weasel droppings, which appeals only to the kind of credulous fucktards who would have difficulty winning a battle of wits with plankton, so sod it.

At least my name won't appear anywhere on it.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:18, 9 replies)

sheldon plankton?
he's quite clever, actually.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:23, closed)

Put your true sentiments in an HTML comment
...perhaps base64 encoded or some such.
(chase, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:22, closed)

Good idea...

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:37, closed)

Worst

( WormuIus, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:39, closed)

Damn you're right

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:37, closed)

There's nothing shameful about taking money from credulous morons.
Although you should probably put in an easter egg that tells every thousandth query that their child is a son of satan and bears the number of the beast.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:32, closed)

This has to be done.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:56, closed)

If I give you her birthdate
can you tell me if my youngest is always going to be such a stubborn little scrote?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:39, closed)

Haha
In my time I've written horoscopes and when I mention it, some people are all like "But how did you know what they were going to be?" Er - I made them up. "But...but...you're not an astrologer!"
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:33, closed)