I laughed when A Vagabond deleted his homophobic post.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:32, 53 replies)

I heard it was because the Gay Police bashed his backdoors in.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:38, closed)

I heard they hit him
in the back alley with a truncheon.
(DEADLINK 's head is spinning like a child in a tumble dryer, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:40, closed)

They forced him to kiss their helmets

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:43, closed)

I heard they caught him stealing from Primark.
He was shirt lifting.
Or something.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:46, closed)

I heard his missus is a fag hag

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:51, closed)

Wooooah now
we'll have less bullying of slightly scared shitcunts, ta.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:40, closed)

I'm shocked that a man as clearly confident in himself deleted his post after some mild mockery from /talkers.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:46, closed)

Oh man
and there was me thinking homophobes could punctuate. What a, cunt.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:49, closed)

Yeah.
So much of a cunt he buys MASSIVE DRUGS for children too.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:51, closed)

Excellent reading skills there.

(TheColonel, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:08, closed)

Don't be stupid, there's no such thing as a mong that can read.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:09, closed)

I was referring to your reading skills.
But I suppose that just proves the point further.
(TheColonel, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:15, closed)

He doesn't say he was buying them for the mong, but he's exactly the sort who would.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:16, closed)

Now he has the GAIDS

(Man of face http://www.youtube.com/user/MillywiggZ, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:44, closed)

Totally busted.
I apologise to anyone I offended - that in all honesty was not my intention.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:52, closed)

I didn't realise you could offend people on this board
Perhaps I'm on the wrong website after all.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:56, closed)

You took
a 'mong' along to buy drugs and got into trouble?
(viciousal, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:00, closed)

I read it, didn't think it was remotely homophobic. Wouldn't worry too much about the shortbus, the useless cunts will pitch into anything provided they can do it en masse.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:02, closed)

yeah, not homophobic at all.
i mean, people ALWAYS ask straight couples about the technicalities of their sex lives, don't they?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:05, closed)

Christ no, vaguely-needling banter almost never comes up at the pub...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:07, closed)

i seem to recall the enquiry was directed to friends of his missus, to their faces, in the privacy of someone's home.
slightly different, wouldn't you agree? oh, probably not, right? since you're all oh, it's /talk vs QOTW, and if i suggested it was night time and therefore dark outside you'd come up with some theory based on something you vaguely remember seeing on HOW! as a child that DEFINITELY PROVES OTHERWISE.

anyway. can we send you some poo?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:11, closed)

You'll have to get down from your high horse first

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:19, closed)

I could be remembering it incorrectly, but I thought they were family friends, drinking wine at his own house.

And no, I don't see anything as '/talk vs QOTW', on account of not being four years old. I do, however, get bored of the same few idiots forming a puerile witchunt on /talk, then coopting a generally-inoffensive thread in order to swing their dicks around.

No need to send me any poo - having read your excresence already, I'd say that's mission fucking accomplished.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:21, closed)

DOWN WITH PEOPLE BEING IRREVERENT ON A HUMOUR BASED WEBSITE!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:24, closed)

'irreverence' is not generally defined as 'needlessly being a cunt'.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:32, closed)

Neither is 'taking the piss' 'being a cunt'.
Unless 'umbrage' is your middle name, anyway.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:38, closed)

oh, zing!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:36, closed)

totally burnt, there.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:48, closed)

Gonna need to sit a cold bath after that one.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:52, closed)

Or even some skin-grafts

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:11, closed)

We notice shit stuff on qotw
we comment on shit stuff on qotw.
As far as generally inoffensive is concerned, that answer was fucking pathetic. At least A Vagabond has had the good grace to own up to it. As for me; this is the internet, you're not sat on the next barstool, so fuck right off you prick.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:58, closed)

That was really very interesting.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:01, closed)

In jest
i'm sure they do. I doubt Vagabond really wanted to to know, he seemed to dislike them because they left his missus in a nightclub on her own.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:18, closed)

Yeah, but it's not like she was going to get raped in a gay club is it?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:23, closed)

It's OK, he had a beer, a cigarette and an ashtray when he enquired
PROPER MANLY, LIKE. YOU KNOW, LIKE WHAT PROPER MEN DO. I can't be arsed to continue the hounding, but let's face facts...the cunt's scared of queers. Unlucky.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:55, closed)

indeed. not homophobic at all.
inquisitive? surely
In fact I have to give the AVagabond credit where it's due. I pissed myself laughing thinking of the couple's reaction.
And it is a valid question. After getting through a session with the missus I am usually not in a state/mindset that makes further shenanigans seem desirable.
Barring a preference for pitching or catching that leads to some sort of agreement among the two a cointoss with the loser making do with a reacharound seems the fair(i)est (not sorry at all, needed doing) way to go about 'business'.
So, in conclusion, AVagabonds post is far from homophobic. In fact, since it stimulates one (pun intended) to consider the mechanics of a physical relationship involving too many peckers, the exact opposite seems to be the case since I wouldn't expect a homophobe to waste any time thinking about the subject at all.
(Singularity was tiny but amazingly dense on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:42, closed)

I didn't think it was homophobic either
Crude, crass, stupid, offensive, embarassing and ignorant, certainly. The kind of comment that makes everyone around you cringe and leads to knuckle-biting the next day, absolutely. But it would have been exactly the same if he'd asked a pregnant couple how they managed to shag, or a schoolgirl if she was a virgin.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:11, closed)

I once asked the black kid down the road why he wasn't eating watermelon and stealing from the corner shop.
That totally wasn't racist.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:27, closed)

I liked the way you toned that one down badger..cmon lets see the original...

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:46, closed)

Someone will have screencapped it, if last week is anything to go by.
To be honest, I've edited here to get my point across in a more articulate fashion.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:48, closed)

When I read it originally I didn't think it was that bad at all.
I thought he was just setting the scene.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:08, closed)

let's send him some poo

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:02, closed)

Lets poo on his thighs!

(TheCastrator, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 19:21, closed)

hobosexual
(Darramouss Powered by Monster Munch and hate., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:10, closed)

whats a hobo-sexual?
someone attracted at a psychological/biological/spiritual level to tramps?
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:45, closed)

I clicked on it
He didn't like them, he was pissed, he said something offensive.

Anyone who doesn't do that at least once a week is a cunt.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:06, closed)

I make a point of calling the Turks down the street 'filthy greasy Greek bastards' once a week just so's they don't think I'm a cunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 17:29, closed)

Does it work
?
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 18:17, closed)

They put my windscreen through :(

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:33, closed)

AB posting links to QOTW on /talk ialways makes me laugh




were's Stuj, he doesn't normaly miss a Cunt Shower?
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 20:38, closed)

haha... nicely done
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 21:54, closed)

Do you two think that possibly, you may be taking a humour based website too seriously here?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:34, closed)

Why would laughing at something I found amusing be remotely inappropiate on a humour-based website?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:16, closed)