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It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
( , Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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That this QOTW might mention a few B3tards' secret love of some TV shows / movies etc. that are 'so bad they're brilliant'.
Ladies and gentlemen...I present...
Prisoner: Cell Block 'H'
I used to watch it.
Religiously.
For the love of flowery wank it was a steaming pile of tortoise poo...but I loved it so.
What the hell is wrong with me?
( , Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:36, 14 replies)
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The guilty part is whether you'd admit to fancying The Freak or not. (Not me, but I wouldn't have kicked Rita The Beater outta bed)
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When Vera 'Vinegar tits' Bennett used to let her hair down every now and again?
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actually...now I come to think of it...no.
( , Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:44, closed)
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nah, was a great show.
Was fairly gritty, people getting bumped off, beaten up and raped every other week.
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...would 999 Lifesavers count?
Used to love that show for some reason.
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Even better is spotting actors who would later be in Neighbours.
Harold "Department", the blonde hooker who married Lou, and one of the screws. Probably more, but we had another rule of watching it shitfaced stoned, and can't remember.
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was watching 10 episodes of PCBH!
I've actually seen every episode because my dad is a massive fan of the show!
I want dungarees!
( , Thu 13 Mar 2008, 14:56, closed)
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Now playing the theme tune on the guitar (and singing) that's a guilty pleasure
He used to give me roses
I wish he could again
But that was on the outside
And things were different then
( , Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:56, closed)
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Every time the Freak was nearly hanged/stabbed/shot/about to be sacked I used to dance about the room in glee, a rictus grin on my face while I punched the air saying 'Yes! YES!!!'.
I also wanted to fuck Reb Keen (when I was 18)but now she's on neighbours the thrill has left me.
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put on her black leather gloves, you knew the shit was about to go down.
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brilliant show, absolutely loved it. they even done a stage show one time that i was gonna go see. lizzie and bea and the freak, all right there in front of me.
i never went :(
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I am still an active member of the Bea Smith fan club and about 6 years ago went to a Prisoner Night in Melbourne to meet them all.
Alas no Lizzy though shes been dead about 15 years or so, the wrinkly old lag!!!
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every monday morning, the playground would be abuzz with the happenings in wentworth. if you weren't allowed to stay up late enough to watch prisoner, you were automatically labeled a pussy.
i don't care if i did wind up with the nickname Bea Smith, that was the best show i'd ever seen.
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I was VERY tempted to buy a steam press from the shopping channels so i could pretend that I was 'top dog' and belly-bounce people to intimidate them.
My favourite part was when the corridor gates would slam a little too hard and make the 'brick' walls wobble.
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