keeping abreast of my work
I like to absentmindedly play with my nipples when I'm concentrating on some important task on the computer.

This has become much easier since I got my own office, though I still have to remember to lower the blinds sometimes before anyone gets an eyeful of me with my fingers in my bra.

Try it, it helps you work. (No, try it on your own nipples, these babies are for my concentrating pleasure.)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 13:26, 16 replies)

Inbox exploded yet?

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 13:48, closed)

not in the slightest
possibly as I am not providing photos.

Well I could provide photos but only if everyone promised to click 'I like this' and submit their own nipple-fondling photos.

*goes off to buy the domain name playwithmynipplesatwork.com*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 13:57, closed)

Tried it
Nope, didn't help my concentration - stopped me working for a while instead.....
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 13:57, closed)

@CHCB
I promise to click. However, I don't have a digital camera - or particularly interesting nips, for that matter - so no photos from me...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 14:00, closed)

I have my camera here at work
therefore I could in theory post a picture of my nipples, were I to be so inclined.

But given that they're not terribly attractive, and photography would require removal of clothing in my office, or disappearing into the lavvies with a camera, I'm not so inclined!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 14:09, closed)

damn
- a good ten minutes of fondling and now I have to go to the departmental office with very pointy nipples.

Padded bras are obviously essential for days when concentration is required.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 14:24, closed)

@CHCB
No, really. Unpadded is fine by me...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 14:26, closed)

^
you wear bras? Hmmmm.

*disturbing mental image*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 14:28, closed)

You're lucky...
I only have one nipple as the other was removed during minor surgery. To compensate, the remaining one is exactly the same dimensions as a 3mm allen-key, though not as hard.
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 15:01, closed)

^
Is it hexagonal in cross section?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 15:04, closed)

yes ^
but it also sticks out 4 inches before tunrning 90 degrees (sorry i know terrible poor humour, but im really bored here at work, id play with my nipples but every time i do i get funny looks)
(pogo_it, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 15:10, closed)

One of my nipples...

Is shaped like the Nürburgring...

All you know is...I'm called The Stig.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 17 Mar 2008, 17:03, closed)

where....
are the pictures then? cmon! i'm waiting.

*unzips
(CaptainFellatioNelson is trying to kill me, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 17:08, closed)

lmao @ pooflake
but prrrrrRRRRRRrrrrr @ chcb!
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 17:08, closed)

Ahem
Damn. Why wasn't CHCB my supervisor :(? ^^^
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 10:41, closed)

*gets massive horn*

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:23, closed)