That reminds me
"Oh my god, she's died"
"Who has"
"That actress who was stabbed last night.. she was in hospital, but they've announced she's dead"
"Who? Who's died?"
"She was stabbed! Reece... Reece..."
"Witherspoon?"
"No, with a knife!"

It didn't help that after the punchline, I kept remembering that she'd died. Then remembering that no, it was a joke.
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:11, 9 replies)

Haha, this also used to work with Tim Witherspoon, the boxer.
Anyway, you're getting a click for the last line, which made me giggle for ages =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:25, closed)

a little suggestion
check earlier posts before making posts of your own ;0
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:03, closed)

Is it
deja vu day in QOTW today?
(brainwrong, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:33, closed)

Oh, I'm sorry
Thing is, with my one, it ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

I rarely post on QOTW. When I do, it's usually a true story.

Unlike the people who try and post EVERY week.

Fucking hell.
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:55, closed)

Pffft,
I did that one to my dad once. He laughed like a loon.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:59, closed)

This is the best post I've seen on here
Top of the QOTW I send thee
( Theoban What of it, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:00, closed)

i liked this
so i clicked 'i like this'
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:00, closed)

YEAH BUT TODD
IT HAPPENED TO ME TOO

THEREFORE IT CAN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU

GRRRGRRRRR
RRRR
(__, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:01, closed)

ROFL GLASSCOCK!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:03, closed)