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Getting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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told me to try and join a gym at my appointment today, as I've got a bit of a tummy.

Or, as I would put it - I'm 29 weeks pregnant.

He blushed quite beautifully when I pointed this out...
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:39, 10 replies)
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:42, closed)
Clicks Aplenty!
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:56, closed)
it almost beats the GP I saw last time asking me if I was aware that I was pregnant - this was only 3 weeks ago... the baby kicking my bladder every 5 minutes or so was a bit of a giveaway!

I've suggested that they put 'PREGNANT' in my notes.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:09, closed)
his name wasn't

zoidberg by any chance was it ? tried to give me a smear test he did.. I'm a man.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:14, closed)

Is it just me or has the medical expertise in this country gone down somewhat in recent years? (assuming here that you're also from the jolly UK)

I was misdiagnosed as pregnant at the tender age of 13. Not having done any of the things required to get pregnant, I was more than a little confused. Turned out that I had a chest infection....

7 years on, I am now pregnant but my GP seems to forget this every time I visit him. Also whenever the nurse takes a blood sample she always has to twist the needle while it's in me and I always come away with a fair amount of bruising :/
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:38, closed)
Maybe THIS is the reason for our huge teenage pregnancy rates
GPs that can't distinguish phlegm from sperm...
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:47, closed)
it's not just in the uk though...

(sorry, it's a link to the sun, in my defence, I read it on another web board...)
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:52, closed)
That can't be true.....
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:53, closed)
And on an aside ...
did you read the tags to the right of that story 'Jacko's doctor donated sperm', 'Fifty Taliban wiped out'.
Presumably these are not related stories.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:07, closed)
There was a girl at my school who couldn't tell them apart...
Needless to say, she was popular with the boys.

*click* for the original post, by the way
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:08, closed)

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