GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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Partly to keep CHCB happy...... I did see someone get catapulted off the back of a treadmill the other day.
Although I laughed, I tried not to be obvious about it. There's little enough decorum in a gym at the best of times.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:57,
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it's only funny if they get back on and then fall off again(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:59,
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Ahhh...You're confusing life with
EDIT: People looking foolish and hurt is always worth a giggle.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:05,
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No,I don't like seeing other people looking foolish and hurt. I merely like the repeated action of falling off something that is built for the purpose of repeated action.
Who the fuck is Harold Lloyd?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:14,
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_LloydSlapstick kind of person.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:18,
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Better than Chaplinimo.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:29,
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I did this once.Incredibly, nobody saw it.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:13,
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I did this twice......and everyone saw it.
:(
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twice in the same few minutes?Or two discrete incidences?
Prize for the former.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:19,
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Nope, two separate incidents.Both resulted in skinned knees.
Epic fail.
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No prize.Sorry, PJM.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:20,
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