World's worst spotter
For the 10 years I have been going to the gym I should have a funnier story, but I don't.

In high school a few friends and I had a weight lifting class together. It was maximum day. We all were testing the upper limits of how much we could lift to chart our improvement over the semester. We were at the bench press and it was my turn. I must have had about 90kg on the bar. It was by far the most I had ever attempted to lift. (pretty impressive as I only weighed about 60kg at the time... sigh)

I struggled to lift the bar it off the rack. My spotter Clint, (same guy who gave the crack head $50 from last week's QOTW) helped me get it up and I brought it down to my chest. As I had the barbell about half way up, Clint turns around, squats, and farts on my forehead.

Clint was in hysterics as I dropped the bar on my chest. I was too disgusted and laughing too hard to lift the weight. My friends were also of no use as they were on the ground laughing. The weights dumped off the sides as my spotter ran out of the gym. I chased him across the football field and caught up with him around the center line. I gave him a very mild beat down and we went back to class.

The gym teacher was furious with him. "Don't you know you could KILL someone by not spotting someone properly! What the hell were you thinking?"

"I had to fart and..."

"You farted on him while maxing out?!? HAHAHAHAHA! Oh, poor Logan!"

Thanks coach.
(anotherlogan and the whit he shites, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:20, 4 replies)

americannnnn
!
(Freddles, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:26, closed)

Americannnnn using kilograms?
Commie!!!!!

(or possibly Canadian)
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:03, closed)

Not just a Merkin,
a fucking Southern Californian ;)
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 3:57, closed)

Ding ding ding!
Workboresme wins an internet!
(anotherlogan and the whit he shites, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:33, closed)