"you dont mind do you lads?"
A mate of mine was on a placement with Marks & Spencers during a year out from Uni. As a result of working for M&S he got to use the kick-ass gym at the nearest Marriot Hotel free of charge. Also, due to security being particularly lacking at the Gym in question, so did I! ("alright mate, yeah we work at M&S are we alright to jus go in?")

After one lazy post-work/pre-pub session we decided to relax in the sauna for a bit, only to find it already inhabited by one (now mentally deranged) Gazza ("Soccerball" legend around these parts for Merkin readers). He appeared to be messing about with his towel in the attempts to hastily hide something - after a few seconds fumbling he turned to us and said...

"you dont mind do you lads?"

Both slightly star-struck we both just mumbled "nah" in reply wondering what it was we were supposed to mind. It was at that point Gazza stood up, dropped his towel to the floor and sat back down stark bollock naked, stretched his legs out and his arms behind his back and let out a contented sigh.
( Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:21, 2 replies)

Thank you
for todays first office-lol.

*click*
(berk, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:55, closed)

Tony "donkey" Adams
told a memorable anecdote about Gazza. I forget the exact details, but...

They were sharing a hotel room during some tournament or other. Adams is watching TV in the morning when Gazza gets out of bed (stark bollock naked, of course) and declares he's going for a shit. "Fine" thinks old Donkey. He hadn't banked on Gazza simply walking into the bathroom and sitting down on the throne in full view of the couch, door wide open.

Having witnessed the display of the football legend-mental emptying his bowels, the final flourish came when Gazza stood up, failed to wipe off or even flush then plonked himself next to Adams on the pristine white leather sofa.

"It was grim", understated Adams.
( chart cat has an itch, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 2:29, closed)